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When I began writing this book, I went home to see if my mum had kept some of my stuff. What I found was that she hadn't kept some of it. She had kept all of it - every bus ticket, postcard, school report - from the moment I was born to the moment I finally had the confidence to turn round and...
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When I began writing this book, I went home to see if my mum had kept some of my stuff. What I found was that she hadn't kept some of it. She had kept all of it - every bus ticket, postcard, school report - from the moment I was born to the moment I finally had the confidence to turn round and say 'Why is our house full of this shit?'
Sadly, a recycling 'incident' destroyed the bulk of this archive. This has meant two things: firstly, Dear Reader, you will never get to see countless drawings of wizards, read a poem about corn on the cob, or marvel at the kilos of brown flowers I so lovingly pressed as a child. Secondly, it's left me with no choice but to actually write this thing myself.
This, my first ever book, will answer questions such as 'Is Mary Berry real?', 'Is it true you wear a surgical truss?' and 'Is a non-spherically symmetric gravitational pull from outside the observable universe responsible for some of the observed motion of large objects such as galactic clusters in the universe?'
Most of this book is true. I have, of course, amplified my more positive characteristics in an effort to make you like me.
Thank you for reading.
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- Nakladatel: Penguin Books Ltd
- Kód:
- Rok vydání: 2015
- Jazyk: Angličtina
- Vazba: Gebunden
- Počet stran: 381
- Šířka balení: 14.3 cm
- Výška balení: 22.2 cm
- Hloubka balení: 3.4 cm
- Váha balení: 538 g
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Nechala si všechno každý obrázek lístek na autobus pohlednici, školní zprávu....
To je důvod proč je dům plný krabic.
Takže velký recyklační úklid zničil velkou část tohoto pozoruhodného archivu.
Toto je první kniha která zodpoví otázku kdo je Karty Berry skutečně.